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I’m a Website builder and Circus performer (an odd combination, I know) based in North London, UK. Please go to the part of the site that you are most interested in.
Matt
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Dynamic 3 column sitemap for WordPress
Recently had a job that the client wanted a WordPress sitmap page that was dynamic showing only the pages (no posts). Easy enough with the wp_list_pages() function in WordPress but the client also wanted this in 3 well spaced columns even when pages have different numbers of children. Also, the children of the top level page had to be grouped with the parent. This is where it gets harder for WP. Continue reading
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Emails, Lies and Wedding rings.
Last September I proposed to my girlfriend.
“What does that have to do with emails?” – I hear you ask.
Well, I couldn’t just say “Let’s go to a nice hotel in Brighton for the weekend” and Liz (the girlfriend) not be suspicious. And that would spoil the fun. I decided to pretend to be on a gig that needed her with me.
Most of the time when I do have a real gig, I go with surprisingly little information other than where to park, at what time and who to ring when I get there. Liz however, needed much more information than this to be convinced and wanted all the emails that I got forwarded on to her. Not very easy when it was a fake gig. Time to fake some emails, and here’s how I did it: Continue reading
Posted in Circus, Email
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